[TEXT] To [livejournal.com profile] jewhawk

I need to talk to you. And no, I don't want to fucking sleep with you again, before you even ask.

[Text] to [livejournal.com profile] morbidbubbles

The little old man that's in love with you stopped by today, told him you were on vacation.

[TEXT MESSAGE] to Rachel Berry

um... i took my trash out today... that condom from the other night? it was leaky... jsyk...

[TEXT MESSAGE] To [livejournal.com profile] justbeingaqueen

Want the good news or bad news first? More importantly, want it now, or when I can get to the hospital?

[Text Message] to Anna Temple

Omg did I hear the latest story from the Nurse Rumor Mill right? You're going on a date with Finn?

[TEXT MESSAGE] To [livejournal.com profile] showingnuttage

I need sleep, I was going to crash in the doctors' quarters but do you think I could impose on you? Your place is closer than mine. I don't think I'll switch off at the hospital. Are you at work?